 Megan Fox, Quote Machine
She might not be the sharpest tool in the shed but Megan Fox is an entertainment writer's wet dream, a gorgeous celebrity quote machine. Here are some of our favorites.
1. On being bisexual: "But I'm also a hypocrite: I would never date a girl who was bisexual, because that means they also sleep with men, and men are so dirty that I'd never want to sleep with a girl who had slept with a man."
2. On heterosexual sex: "I have the libido of a 15-year-old boy. My sex drive is so high. I'd rather have sex with Brian all the time than leave the house. He doesn't mind."
3. "I don't hang out in strip clubs so much anymore. But when I just turned 18, and dare I say, before 18, it was just my thing. I was just so happy to be doing something I knew my mom would die if she knew where I was."
 4. "I’m horrible to live with. I don’t clean. My clothes end up wherever I take them off. I forget to flush the toilet. Friends will tell me, 'Megan, you totally pinched a loaf in my toilet and didn’t flush.'”
5. Our #1 favorite--On Olivia Wilde, "she is so sexy, she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox." Link. To Ms. Wilde's credit, she responded "Of course, anything I can do to save the mountain ox, I’m happy to do."
Megan, keep it coming!
Posted on Monday 05/25/09 at 09:25:28 Permalink
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